Just now my Damn funny Mother call up.....

Mum: "Eh, U wan Gold or Silver key ? I wan to buy a key for your 21st Birthday Present "
Me: "I want Gold Key."
Mum: " U got wear Gold de meh?"
Me: " You ask me what I want, Of cuz I choose Gold lah! U think I stupid meh? Got gold dun wan."
Mum: "Orhz, Gold can pawn away and change to cash right? Dun think I duno what you intend to do hor!"
Me:" If I reli wan to pawn it, I long ago pawn away the Gold bracelet that You gave me le loh.. "
Mum: "Ok lah, den I buy a Gold key for u loh."
Me: "Around how much ar? Cuz u also know now Gold very expensive. 100gram $40++ leh! "
Mum: "Den I buy exactly 100 gram de Gold key for you can liao loh."
Me: "Wah lao! You wan me to use Magnifying glass to see my Gold key issit?"
Mum: *Laugh* "haha.... ! Ya lar, Later ur 100 gram Gold key small until fly away ar! Haha!!"
Me: "Den the Gold key about how much?"
Mum: "Y leh? "
Me: "No mah, if after u buy the Gold key a few hundred dollars might as well buy a wallet give me. *Grin*"
Mum: "Wad?? wad wallet u want? (She noe's I wanted to buy a designer wallet.)
Me: "Jie Jie that kind loh (Coach) "
Mum: "Wah Lao! Jie Jie that kind of wallet a few hundred dollar leh! If I buy Gold key for you also $100-$200 only loh! U think wad? I wan to buy you Big Gold Key Big enough to open door that kind ar?!!?"
Me: Laugh until buay tahan !

Thankyouverymuch...My mum is damn funny sia... I laugh until Reli buay tahan loh!! *Faint*

haha.... Big Gold key use for open door de sia... Like that she also can think of.. *Faint*