INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the

flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend

5.0.



In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such

as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable

programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.



Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the

system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no

avail.



What can I do?



Signed, Desperate



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Dear Desperate:



First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.



Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try
to

download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that

application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the

applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.



But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to

default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.



Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly

Beta.



Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the

background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).



Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are

unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.



In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited

memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying

additional software to improve memory and performance.



We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.



Good Luck, Tech Support


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